So for Mother’s Day, we took a cheeful band of mothers to a local hoity-toity restaurant. When my dinner (Pasta and Filet Mignon) arrived, it was yummy. It was even yummy enough that I didn’t panic when I found a shor, curly black hair in it.
I carefully sequestered the offending hair in hopes I’d be able to ransom it for a free dessert. After we’d pretty much all demolished our meals, I said to our very pleasant waitress:
“What’s the chance I can trade this for a free dessert?” She gamely returned a few minutes later with a really yummy light cheesecake unlike any cheesecake I’d ever had. We shared it around the table, and about three bites in, I won round 2 of Find the Hair, in which I had been challenged to find a much finer and straighter hair, almost certainly synthetic in nature. In good humor, I pointed that one out to our waitress as well, and made clear that the cheesecake was good enough I wasn’t upset in the least over this second, and probably much more sanitary hair.
Encouraged by the yumminess of the first dessert, someone else at the table ordered one to share around, and this time, it was my super sharp-eyed neice who won the round. In round three, we had been challenged to find an ultra-fine and undoubtedly sythetic white fiber in the whipped cream portion of the dessert. Needless to say, my neice was delighted to win the third round, and we were all a little tired of the game by this point, so we retired as champions.
Happy Mother’s Day, all!