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		<title>Haiku</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Nostalgia burns cold. An icicle deep in my chest. Then melts away.]]></description>
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		<title>Haiku</title>
		<description><![CDATA[loose thread i. never wove into the pattern. am dangling, frayed, tensile.]]></description>
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		<title>Sears unblundered.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Sears, succumbing to my crushing media blitz, has provided a full refund for the botched service call. Hooray justice, hooray, internet, hooray America!]]></description>
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		<title>How to fix a Kenmore front load washer with an F-11 error.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[So as a side not to my last post, I figured I should share the repair information for folks with this problem. First off, I take no responsibility for your death, dismemberment or other calamity should you attempt such a repair. I&#8217;m assuming you are competent to handle such a project, and if you&#8217;re not, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sears Home Services kerfuffle</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Recently, our much beloved Kenmore front load washing machine seemed to have died. I&#8217;m not kidding about the &#8220;much beloved&#8221; part. Best washing machine either of us has ever used. Sadly, it seems it&#8217;s mission was to seduce us, and then commit suicide, forcing us to pony up for another high-end machine. When we called [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Inauguration Madness</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Sorry about the mess. For some reason WordPress won&#8217;t let me make line breaks. I&#8217;ll fix that when I can. The administration has been in office now for just over sixty days, making this the perfect time to share my memories o the event.\nThe trip in to DC was great. Many thanks to Joe and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I&#8217;m going to the inauguration! For sure this time!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Yup. It was a typo. We got an email back this morning clearing things up. We&#8217;re on our way. Pictures and video will be posted when available. Woohoo!]]></description>
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		<title>I&#8217;m going to the inauguration! (I think . . .)</title>
		<description><![CDATA[So on or around election day, Carin had the idea of both of us trying to get tickets to the 56th (remember that number, it&#8217;s important later) Presidential Inauguration Swearing In Ceremony. I figured the odds were astronomical, but it was worth a shot. So between us, we sent a total of six emails to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Bitch is in the Box</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I admit it. I&#8217;m so sentimental it makes even me think I&#8217;m a tool. That said, I&#8217;m moving the hell on. I&#8217;ve put the bitch in the box. I&#8217;ve rounded up every photo, email, and reference of any kind having to do with my nutjob ex, and put it into an encrypted disk image. I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Scratching the Musical Itch</title>
		<description><![CDATA[You know what I&#8217;m talking about. You&#8217;ve had the musical itch. It&#8217;s when you need to hear a certain song, or a certain artist, and you know the world will magically become a better place. It&#8217;ll scrub away the funk, or pick you up out of the doldrums, or maybe light you up for the [...]]]></description>
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